April Sale - 20% Off

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

Previous Random Joke Next
Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Conservative Jokes More Conservative Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)