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What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.