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What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Take his spade away.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)