What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)