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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun