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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo