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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"