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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.