A gun only has one trigger.
Herpes last forever.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
They are very loud when triggered.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
Trigger.