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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.