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Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!