Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!