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What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

Alt right

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.