What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they blew it up already.