What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Dumbbell Jokes More Dumbbell Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting