What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.