Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.