What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.