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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.