I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
Player: I finished it in three days!
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Chicken sees a salad.
