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How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!