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How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!