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How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!