How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!