Neighbor
Anything you want
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Because polly wanted a cracker
It's not there.
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.
He always says it with a hard "arrr."
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'