Neighbor
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Afroturf
Tequila Mockingbird
Neighbor!
Their neighbor
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
