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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.