What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What's a pirate's favorite explosive?

M80

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80