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What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.