What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.