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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

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