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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*