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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.