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Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake