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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."