What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.