What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.