What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.