What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!