What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.