What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.