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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman?

Two abominable snowballs

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.