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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson