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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson