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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...