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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.