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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Boo Bee Jokes More Boo Bee Jokes

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!