Reasons to be offended.
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
They both ask for change and never get any.
Rome.
Chrome
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
You owe them an anthrapology
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?