Reasons to be offended.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Topical meme.
He was Seoul searching.
A search warren!
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.