What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis