What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.