What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN!!!!!!!