What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.