How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer