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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow