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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.