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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.