Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.