There's only one Bender in Futurama
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Wong Wei
Zayn Ma Luck
A gender bender Bender fender bender.