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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.