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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Namaste

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!