Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Nudist Beach Jokes More Nudist Beach Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)