What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc