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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW