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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.