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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*