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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?