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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...