What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.