What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.