When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

After a dye job.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.