How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland