When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

A Karaoke

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!