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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.