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What is a condom with a hole?

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What is a condom with a hole?

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

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