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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"