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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose