Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose