When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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You turn me on

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte