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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix