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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.