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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.