What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.