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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.