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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite