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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..