What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.