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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims