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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...